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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.
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That moment when one of your body parts fall...
ayealiya: badboydrd: And it feels like this afterwards: OH MY THERE IS ACTUALLY A GIF FOR WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE PERFECT GIF IS PERFECT HOLY CRAP, THIS IS MY LIFE
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Why did the bicycle lie down?
milliondollarwound: It was two-tired.
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WatchWatch
doriantroy: andthentherewasfashion: delasoul212: graffitifly: -I Will Reblog This Every Time I See it LMFAO OMG LMAO lmfao i died ! forever reblog lol
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That awkward moment when Santa has the same...
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LIKE A BOSS. →
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In honor of Black Friday, come to my house and my...
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When your parents actually let you do something...
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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How to say Fuck You in 11 languages.
zizidur: Kisama - Japanese As to thialo - Greek Dorme mecum - Latin Javla - Swidish Fick dich - German Cao ni - Mandarin Fuck you - English Ssibal - Korean Chodela - Hindi PUTANG INA MONG HAYOP KANG ANIMAL KA MAMATAY KA NGAYON DIN PAKYU KA ULOL BOBO NANAY MO TANGA TATAY MO ULOL KA MAGPAKAILANMAN! - Tagalog  11. Vas te faire foutre - French
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