November 2011
October 2011
Dear future husband,
I can’t wait to spend every single day of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning and the first thing I will see is your face. We will goof around first thing in the morning…
I want to feel your caress before we go to sleep for me to know that you will never let me go…
I hope you will hug me tight when we sleep so I will feel safe…
and I will never get tired of kissing you...
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
mylittleazn:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS
AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs.
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When the beat drops to your favorite song
titiolami:
and you’re all like: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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lipstickandfreshkicks:
This is too cute.ღ
NE-YO “The Way You Move”
—now one of my favorite videos ! it soo smooth & sexy !
fuckyeahlaughters:
christinkerrr:
cha-cityyy:
fapitalism:
This is, without a doubt, the BEST moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
I wish we can throw down a halftime show like this.
Get the Best Medicine here :)
Historical puns are high class humour okay
interwar:
Why is England so damp? The queen has reigned there for years.
What did Mason say to Dixon? We’ve got to draw the line here.
Who built the ark? I have Noah idea.
Why did the ghost of Anne Boleyn always run after Henry? She was trying to get ahead.
How did the Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code.
How did the Roman cut his hair? He used some Caesers.
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
letsplayroulette:
http://letsplayroulette.tumblr.com/ask